fleshmorph:

i do bad things because i listen to music with swears 

(via luveing)

bonus:

i like to tell people when i need to go pee

(via disorder)

tresantes:

fruit salad 

*deep voice* yummy yummy

(via departured)

shutupaubrey:

i’m skilled in the culinary art of microwaving 

(via sceptre)

collapsed:

CABLE DOESNT HAVE TVGN SO I CANT WATCH BIG BROTHER AFTER DARK AND IM FURIOUS IT NEEDS TO GO BACK TO SHOWTIME

(via humorking)

hungarian:

if i don’t talk to myself who will

(via disorder)