twinkleofafadingstar:

number one pet peeve of all academia related to literature:

  • when men are characters but women are symbols

(via retiredjesus)

  • voldemort: let me be your ruler
  • death eaters: (ruler)

tatehorror:

When you’re at a friend’s house and they have a dog

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lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

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james-catsby:

boyfriend: babe come over my parents aren’t home

me: i can’t i have band

boyfriend: wait shit we had band

(via brianblehi07)

bunsen:

scrolling through ur old facebook statuses like

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(via disorder)

goofle:

She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts and we’re both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently

(via rad-lands)