seifukucat:

damnit grandpa it’s 2021, they’re not spiders anymore, they’re arachnid americans and more importantly my friends

(via retiredjesus)

incognitovindicator:

whoa there buddy do you need a tissue

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(Source: nyannekosugargirls, via volcainist)

onthesideoftheotters:

shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs

(via sup-london)

rneerkat:

“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves

(via lawwz)